{"product_id":"interesting-3d-printed-bread-clips","title":"Interesting 3D printed bread clips","description":"\u003cp\u003ePut your buns where the sun don’t shine – literally. This ain’t your grandma’s bread clip. This is booty-sealing brilliance at its finest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause life’s too short to seal your bread with boring plastic squares.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1732256733985\/1-424.jpg?w=800\u0026amp;h=800\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet the “Backdoor Bread Buddy” – a 3D printed. anatomically suggestive bread clip that turns your innocent loaf into a full-on freak show. The bag goes right where you think it does. Functional? Yes. Inappropriate? Also yes. Amazing? Hell yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1732256733985\/2-367.jpg?w=800\u0026amp;h=800\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🎉 Perfect for:\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e• Kink-positive couples who get turned \u003cbr\u003e• Bachelorette parties that want more than penis straws\u003cbr\u003e• Bachelor nights that end with bread and bad decisions\u003cbr\u003e• Housewarmings where you say “welcome home” with a hole\u003cbr\u003e• Weddings that need one truly unholy gift\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/img-va.myshopline.com\/image\/store\/1732256733985\/3-314.jpg?w=800\u0026amp;h=800\" alt=\"\" width=\"800\" height=\"800\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade with high-quality PLA plastic and printed on a  3D printer to highlight every lewd curve. This isn’t just a bread clip — it’s a lifestyle choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e🍑 Give it to a pervy friend.\u003cbr\u003e💋 Seal your bread. Sinfully.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Starrywalker","offers":[{"title":"Type A","offer_id":49729605927079,"sku":"Starrywalker20250917001WYM-001","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Type B","offer_id":49729605959847,"sku":"Starrywalker20250917001WYM-002","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Combination","offer_id":49729605992615,"sku":"Starrywalker20250917001WYM-003","price":38.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0752\/5800\/3623\/files\/2-367.jpg?v=1778579427","url":"https:\/\/starrywalker.com\/products\/interesting-3d-printed-bread-clips","provider":"Starrywalker","version":"1.0","type":"link"}